Notes on London/For Londoners: It's been a few years since I've spent this amount of time in London. I think I'd forgotten what it was like so to help us all here's my observations:
1) All Londoners rush around too much. Even when your obviously just goin home you scurry along the pavements and spend alot of effort in not colliding with oncoming scurriers… Slowdown abit… There's alot of you, You'll collide alot less if you slowdown.
2) There is too many of you!!! Why do you all wanna live is such a small area squashed together like pilchards. Every little shed and lean-to is occupied here in Kensington. Move outwards abit.. See a field now and again. Give yourselves abit of elbow room…
3)Your driving is nearly as crazy as Russians!!! I see Transits coming from different directions rushing to a close to squeeze through a gap..only to realise that none of you are getting through and you begin to blow your horns at one another. If you all slowed down and moved out of the centre abit (see above) this would happen less.
4) Police sirens.. Every few mins a police car screams past, sirens blaring. It's really off putting.. Cops turn down the volume abit :-p In Biddulph Moor we hear a siren about once a week..and it's from a couple of miles away..sigh..
5) Your all so fashionable!!! If I was vain I'd be feeling bad about myself mooching up and down in my northern scruffs!!! Dress down abit.. then when you DO dress up folks will notice abit more.
6) I'm in Notting Hill and I have NOT Bumped into Hugh Grant or his like once…. Very disappointed..
Nevermind London.. I leave you tomorrow back to the open green fields…MY GREEN FIELD!!!! So GETOFF MY LAND!!!! k..bye x
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